Dodgey courts and screwy lie-yers

For information / entertainment purposes only, and definately not for those who intend on disturbing the peace.

If you want to settle the matter in the easiest way, stay out of the courts - they are fake and fraudulent.

Courts are not the most pleasant place, and probably for a good reason - they too are foreign owned profit motivated corporations. So why would you give consent to a corporation to determine a matter where banks create money out of nothing to pay the judge to bias the ruling?

Have you noticed with traffic tickets they give you the choice to take it to court? They are trying to keep clean hands!
Have you noticed with bank loans they will try and initiate court action? Do not consent - notify every party (bank, solicitor, court) that you wish to settle in private and write a private settlement agreement letter and affidavit.

Do not consent to the court but mail in your affidavit via registered mail with delivery confirmation and they will send your strawman (JOHN DOE SMITH) a thank you letter and a form to fill in an affidavit.
If you are dragged into court under threat / duress, go in, adjourn the matter to settle with injured party privately because you do not want to be in court challenging the courts jurisdiction for a lengthy period of time before you even hit the real matter of interest.

Judges hate the jurisdiction of their court being challenged! Stay out.

Mailing your documents and you get unfavourable response:

So you've mailed your letters off to the court, the matter has been heard, and you receive information on the phone that you have lost - bugger! Or bugger?

Did you plea guilty to the facts? Pleaing "guilty" means you accept their charges whatever they lay, and you've just lost. Pleaing "not guilty" implies that you are arguing with them - which is dishonour and will land you in more hot water.

Did you previously receive a letter from the principal / principal's agent waiving the fine but then the fine stood in court because you were forced to sign a document to settle the matter in court?

A court order is not the final order. In fact, did that order contain the court seal? If not, its most likely a fake order to scare you.

If they are still after money, study more, and write in more letters. Just keep bugging them with more and more spam each time and write to the head offices of the issuing principal with lots more questions - its good fun too! =)

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Email extract of correspondence
I was at a meeting recently and the guy teaching said that something similar he done like this actually worked - a "fish offering to jump into the boat" scared them off!

In response to email correspondence from state enforcement office who claimed there was an overdue amount:
No worries.

Notice to agent is notice to principal
Notice to principal is notice to agent

No supporting documents = no payment. Simple as that. I'm at Smithville (State) that's the location suitable to me. Give me a time and place around Smithville and I will be there with no fuss.

If you're up for document time as I am ready to talk when you are - what are you waiting for - Christmas? If you don't have any documents, have a notary and duty lawyer ready I'll have my documents and affidavits to go.

Supporting documents = immediate payment or split payments. I am not sure why copies weren't mailed to me after the court hearing (and consideration of my documents???)

Without dishonour, guilty to the facts.

The free man on the land commonly known as
John-Doe: Smith

Opting to go to court and a rough idea on how to win (not the best idea - you might be giving in to a private corporation who has special interest in collecting money on the matter? You shouldn't really be opting to go to court in the first place - if they want you they'll pick you into court)

I am here as a third party intervener for JOHN DOE SMITH with a real interest in this matter. (careful - you might get dragged into psych test / looney bin if you don't know who you are)
Happy to be called .............. on the condition you show that does not give me the living being (man or woman) liability of an entity that I am not
Plea guilty to the facts
Conditionally accept everything they say
Silence? Thankyou! I take it by your silence that .............. For and on the records, let the records show that................

Being dragged into court

Adjourn the hearing and settle in private. If the private settlement doesn't work, challenge the jurisdiction of the court - judges hate this.

Are you the "person" on their paperwork? (JOHN DOE SMITH or any other variant)
Happy to be called .............. on the condition you show that does not give me the living being (man or woman) liability of an entity that I am not
Plea guilty to the facts
Conditionally accept everything they say
Silence? Thankyou! I take it by your silence that .............. For and on the records, let the records show that................

Recording devices in court

Apparently if a person takes a fire arm into court its an $8000 fine. If a person brings a recording device into court its a $16000 fine. One guy I know of regularly takes a recording device into court, in the form of a watch with a built in MP3 voice recorder.

Can you show in affidavit form that a person is a living being and not a corporation?
Can you show in affidavit form that a recording device is a breach of peace?
Are we not all equal before the law?

Lieyers for hire, Duty Lawyers and Notaries

Should I hire a lawyer? In short, no. Part of the terms and conditions of them working in law is that they favour the system over their client, except for certain circumstances.

Duty Lawyers - Use these guys to give your documents and affidavits to to serve into the court. The court (public) can't see you and interact with you as a living being (private) - dead can't play with living!

Notaries - (Private settlement - before you go to court) Use these guys to witness documents and affidavits you send in. Include registered post envelope number on documents. The notary makes documents official and helps enforce contracts as law. They won't accept all documents and may tell you your document is rubbish - in that case, use a Justice of the Peace (at chemists or post offices and they are free too) or if you're stuck - 3 good people to witness.

Angry judges and magistrates walking out on the hearing

They can do this if your questions make them mad! I've heard that everyone except the "defendant" and the recording / typewriter guy was left in the room on one hearing! LOL!

Starting a hearing: Are you not under oath of office to serve the people for just measurements, not to serve profiteering / commercial / corporate interests?

Your honour, I take it you are trying to injure me? I will hold you liable! (by this time its only you and the transcriber in the court room) Does not he who leave the battlefield first lose? Thankyou! For and on the record, let the records show that his honour has left the room with intent to injure me / deny me a remedy, and that he who leaves the battlefield first loses.

More to come later on! Enjoy the reading :)